PRESS PLAY AND SING IT
DO NOT PRETEND YOU DON’T KNOW THE WORDS TO THIS
==> Hear first syllable
==> REBLOG AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
I’ve never fucking heard this before
What is this?
Must be an American thing.
how have you never heard this before
This is my favourite post concerning that tweet.
i write sins not shopping receipts
As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store,
And I can’t help but to hear,
No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words:
“What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker.
“And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”
I CHIME WITH HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF
STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO
we have to sacrifice someone so david bowie never dies
#i volunteer robin thicke as tribute
i think he said no, but im not sure, so lets go with yes
I think we know who REALLY should volunteer
im p sure none of this is right
Americans pronouncing it ‘Noo-tella’ as if it were made from fucking hazelnoots.
#man you just got roasted like a hazelnoot
“gOD SAM IT, DAMN”
– probably dean at some point (via the-stark-knight-reindeers)